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[axeofoath]

YOUNG MASTER TYR
IS NUMBER ONE!!

[That very important message posted for all to see, the video now comes on to show the flash of something rustling and neon. Could it be--yes, pompoms. Pompoms held by Gremio who, with the biggest grin on his face, starts cheering. And don't forget posing outrageously.]

Young Master, do your best!
Young Master, you can't be beat!
Young Master, put your skills to the test!
Young Master...you're almost done! Eat! Eat! Eat~!

[ooc: Cheerleader Gremio will cheer for everything. Even finishing breakfast. Backdated to morning!]

Comments

[axeofoath]

Anomaly? Anomaly?!

[There is dramatic shaking of pompoms! ...It may be an attempt at a threat.]

Hardly! This is a spectacular one-of-a-kind feat you'll see nowhere else!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

Who'd want to?

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[axeofoath]

Well, I would say...

[axeofoath]

Anyone alive!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

Even brainwashing's not gonna get people that desperate.

[axeofoath]

Th-there is certainly no need for brainwashing in the first place! As soon as anyone sees how wonderful he is, they'll be just as amazed!

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[umathematic.livejournal.com]

I'm talking about the--what's making everybody stupid for sports!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

--and there's nothing amazing about some moron stuffing his mouth.

[axeofoath]

M-m-m-moron?! Why--Do try to control your jealousy!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

What jealousy? You think nobody else knows how to use a spoon?

[axeofoath]

Jealousy of his technique, of course. You may be able to wave a spoon, but none can master it with such fine skill as the young master!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

It's a fucking spoon.

[axeofoath]

One that he uses very well, as I'm certain you're already aware.

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

Che. Must be a useless guy.

[axeofoath]

What? Absolutely not! He is supremely diligent and talented, much more than any other person.

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

If that were true, you'd have something to yell about besides how he eats.

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[axeofoath]

He simply happens to be eating at this moment, but there are many tasks he will perform today! Ones that will be done perfectly!

[axeofoath]

--And I am not yelling at him. I am being motiovational!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

He's probably stuck under the anomaly like everybody else! Like that needs motivation.

[axeofoath]

What anomaly? The young master is always this way!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

A loser?

[axeofoath]

A WINNER!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

A real winner doesn't need pompom-shaking morons telling him that stuff!

[axeofoath]

I-I realize it may be unnecessary, but that is how I wish to express my pride in him. Even without it, he would still be number one in the City--in every world!

[umathematic.livejournal.com]

Che! Don't babble when you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. Somebody like that already exists!