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How nice to have good, warm weather again. I'm glad we didn't have to use the stores we bought in case of emergency, but we should use them up now, in any case.

[At this point, Gremio turns away and holds a bowl of pickled vegetables out for Tyr.] Here you go, Young Master! Make sure you finish them all.

I don't want them. [Tyr pushes the bowl away from himself, though Gremio isn't done insisting.]

But they're healthy for you, Young Master--and we can't just let them go to waste.

[Getting annoyed now, Tyr scowls.] But they're bitter!

Come now, eat up...

I'm not going to eat it if it's bitter! Remember what happened last time?!

Just because it's bitter doesn't mean it's poisoned. Don't worry.

Still-!

Here you go, Young Master! [And he tries to nudge the huge bowl closer to his master, at which point Tyr shoves it away--and ragequits the table. Gremio chases him, bowl in hand, off-camera.] W-wait, Young Master-!!

It's certainly a relief that those monster attacks have ended for the time being. I only hope anyone affected by these strange events will recover soon.

But in spite of these unpleasant occurrences...I really am grateful to be here. To have this second chance after death--this is already so much more than I could ever hope to ask for.

Thank you. Words cannot express the depth of my appreciation, though I'm afraid they're all I have to offer.

YOUNG MASTER TYR
IS NUMBER ONE!!

[That very important message posted for all to see, the video now comes on to show the flash of something rustling and neon. Could it be--yes, pompoms. Pompoms held by Gremio who, with the biggest grin on his face, starts cheering. And don't forget posing outrageously.]

Young Master, do your best!
Young Master, you can't be beat!
Young Master, put your skills to the test!
Young Master...you're almost done! Eat! Eat! Eat~!

[ooc: Cheerleader Gremio will cheer for everything. Even finishing breakfast. Backdated to morning!]

I'm afraid I don't undress. there seems to be a portobello with this deviant

Youth Master, I may need your assimilation later to fix it.

in the meantime, I'll be shredding coats and beheading carpenters for supper

( ooc notes )

[There's the sound of an engine running smoothly, a constant hum as a car moves along a City street somewhere. All seems well, until-]

Y-Young Master, the brake! The brake, quickly--w-watch out for that pothole!

[Gremio's probably too nervous to be a driving instructor to anyone, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.]

[ooc: Grab bag curse is a genre switch with Tyr~]

I should wash these sheets...

[Gremio has caught a rabbit! And is reading the inscription on its medallion. Really, a fiery death doesn't sound like good luck.]

Th-these collars have, ah...somewhat mixed messages...

...Come to think of it, I haven't made a rabbit stew lately.

Resolutions are quite an interesting tradition, and certainly one to appreciate! Working hard to reach your goals for the year...I resolved to help a busy man named Santa--or is he Father Christmas? In any case, it would be wonderful to assist him in bringing presents to good people.

So, to that end, I will be collecting "pin-up magazines"! Young Master, would you happen to have any?

[ooc: Result of this. 8D No, he doesn't know what a pin-up magazine is. Troll away~?]

Really now, a curse that causes illness...What a miserable thing.

[With both Luc and Katara sick yesterday, Gremio has decided to get up nice and early ~~so nobody could stop him~~ and make a nice breakfast to help them feel better. There is, of course, one problem with that:

He still doesn't remember how to cook.]

The young master did say this contraption was for cooking...Oh, what is the cooking time for noodles in a...toaster? I can't tell if they're done at all!

[The reason for that could be the smoke coming out of it. In addition, he has a can of soup heating on the stove--an unopened can, that is, just sitting on the burner.]

[ooc: A-apartmentmates (and Katara, if she's still there) feel free to action this disaster? :D]

Hm...I-I don't suppose anyone might have a recipe for chowder? I'm not certain we have all the ingredients...

[ooc: Memory loss, it begins! Someone has forgotten how to cook ~~not that ruining breakfast has made him quit just yet~~]

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