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[axeofoath]

Resolutions are quite an interesting tradition, and certainly one to appreciate! Working hard to reach your goals for the year...I resolved to help a busy man named Santa--or is he Father Christmas? In any case, it would be wonderful to assist him in bringing presents to good people.

So, to that end, I will be collecting "pin-up magazines"! Young Master, would you happen to have any?

[ooc: Result of this. 8D No, he doesn't know what a pin-up magazine is. Troll away~?]

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[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

That's because I would certainly cry a manly tear of defiled dignity if there were

[axeofoath]

...Are you offended by beauty?

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Well, sometimes my untamed perfection makes it very difficult to manage tolerating my pure being, but... but even then, I struggle hard to accept myself as this prince without rival, here to lead all of you after the Confucian way of loving friends, family, foes, flowers, strangers, and natural shine lip gloss.

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[axeofoath]

[Give him a second...]

[axeofoath]

...W-well--Is giving pin-up magazines not part of loving family and friends? Or--I suppose strangers would be correct, in this case.

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[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose... in some...cultures...

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

...or prisons...

[axeofoath]

My apologies, however...I can't imagine a culture that would deprive a man of one of his greatest treasures to be anything pleasant.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

A pervert... unrepentant, wanton, and forward... this is the Perverted Great Beast about which historical apocalyptic texts spoke, after all!

[axeofoath]

W-what is this--S-s-surely you aren't referring to me!

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

On a scale level of 1 to Hitachiin-twins-stop-corrupting-Haruhi's-beautiful-cell-phone-with-your-demonic-phone-numbers, exactly how sure is 'surely'?

[axeofoath]

...I-I'm afraid it would be difficult to compare to your...scale of--prison ph-phones. However, I am most certain that knowledge and beauty are anything but perversions!

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

...you're the one who should be in prison, sharing crude materials about beautiful young ladies like that! Honestly, think of their modesty!

[axeofoath]

C-crude materials? Nonsense! Th-this does not have anything to do with young ladies--unless they wish to help, of course! Rather, it's for a man who seemed utterly devastated at the loss of his collection.

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[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Of

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Rejoice, O villain.


Daddy's heroic strength has been depleted.

[axeofoath]

W-what are you saying? If Santa delivers the presents people ask of him, does that make him a terrible villain?

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

I'm sure somewhere along the lines, since you're just not compatible with his amazing self enough to understand him properly, you misunderstood Santa.

Horribly.

[axeofoath]

I...I suppose it's possible. Truthfully, I have only heard of him second-hand...Is it not true that he brings gifts to good people?