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[axeofoath]

Resolutions are quite an interesting tradition, and certainly one to appreciate! Working hard to reach your goals for the year...I resolved to help a busy man named Santa--or is he Father Christmas? In any case, it would be wonderful to assist him in bringing presents to good people.

So, to that end, I will be collecting "pin-up magazines"! Young Master, would you happen to have any?

[ooc: Result of this. 8D No, he doesn't know what a pin-up magazine is. Troll away~?]

Comments

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

On a scale level of 1 to Hitachiin-twins-stop-corrupting-Haruhi's-beautiful-cell-phone-with-your-demonic-phone-numbers, exactly how sure is 'surely'?

[axeofoath]

...I-I'm afraid it would be difficult to compare to your...scale of--prison ph-phones. However, I am most certain that knowledge and beauty are anything but perversions!

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

...you're the one who should be in prison, sharing crude materials about beautiful young ladies like that! Honestly, think of their modesty!

[axeofoath]

C-crude materials? Nonsense! Th-this does not have anything to do with young ladies--unless they wish to help, of course! Rather, it's for a man who seemed utterly devastated at the loss of his collection.

1/2

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Of

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Rejoice, O villain.


Daddy's heroic strength has been depleted.

[axeofoath]

W-what are you saying? If Santa delivers the presents people ask of him, does that make him a terrible villain?

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

I'm sure somewhere along the lines, since you're just not compatible with his amazing self enough to understand him properly, you misunderstood Santa.

Horribly.

[axeofoath]

I...I suppose it's possible. Truthfully, I have only heard of him second-hand...Is it not true that he brings gifts to good people?