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[axeofoath]

Resolutions are quite an interesting tradition, and certainly one to appreciate! Working hard to reach your goals for the year...I resolved to help a busy man named Santa--or is he Father Christmas? In any case, it would be wonderful to assist him in bringing presents to good people.

So, to that end, I will be collecting "pin-up magazines"! Young Master, would you happen to have any?

[ooc: Result of this. 8D No, he doesn't know what a pin-up magazine is. Troll away~?]

Comments

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

But how d'you know? Maybe they're really nice.

[axeofoath]

Yes, well, perhaps if they're not big enough to make a meal out of you.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

One that's big enough to fit in the house! It wouldn't be good if it was bigger than the door.

[axeofoath]

D-doors are still rather large! A dinosaur of that size could...could swallow a person whole!

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

....Are you scared of dinosaurs?

[axeofoath]

Th-they are a rather large concern, actually.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Really?

[axeofoath]

Yes, really! With those sharp teeth, and claws...They can be terribly dangerous!

[replicachild.livejournal.com]

But puppies got sharp teeth an' claws too! You just gotta teach 'em not to bite you.

[axeofoath]

Dinosaurs are on a completely different level, Florian! Puppies are nothing to worry about--a-aside from messing, but--Would you not prefer to have a puppy over a dinosaur?

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd like havin' a puppy!

[axeofoath]

Yes, yes, a puppy would make a wonderful pet!

[And Florian wants one of those more than he wants a dinosaur, right~?]

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Yeah! They're fluffy an' soft an' fun t' play with~

[Hey hey that's asking a bit much don't you think?]

[axeofoath]

Oh, that's absolutely right! Do you have a puppy of your own, Florian?

[N-not at all, it's perfectly reasonable! :<]

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Nope! But I still like 'em.

[axeofoath]

Then perhaps you should try asking Santa for one of those next time. I imagine he'd have a much easier time bringing home a puppy.

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

Ooh yeah, that makes sense! I'll ask him that nex time then.

[axeofoath]

Oh, excellent! I do hope Santa gets your message, then!

[Crisis averted?]

[innocentxcharm.livejournal.com]

I hope so too~

[For now. For now.]