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[axeofoath]

[There's the sound of an engine running smoothly, a constant hum as a car moves along a City street somewhere. All seems well, until-]

Y-Young Master, the brake! The brake, quickly--w-watch out for that pothole!

[Gremio's probably too nervous to be a driving instructor to anyone, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.]

[ooc: Grab bag curse is a genre switch with Tyr~]

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[axeofoath]

[He wants to pass his driver's test, right? :<] Well, perhaps...But I don't believe that will be necessary! I know you're capable.

[Yes, with a little bit of sappiness~♥ Oh man, I can't imagine him not waking up like that. D: The perfect start to a horrific day...]

[stargathering]

[ ...Yes. :< ] I am, but that doesn't mean I want to do all of this...

[ All on Gremio's side, of course. Yeah, really. No-one wants to be woken up like or for that... I'm practically writing the post in my head. ]

[axeofoath]

[Then he must bear with it! :<] But you must be sure to get experience on all types of roads, as tedious as it may be!

[Of cooourse~ >:3 Sob they'll all be in such a panic...Ooh, it'll be all ready to go whenever we decide we'd like to go for it, then!]

[stargathering]

[ Crying. Well, Tyr for one groans. ] I know... And I will. You have to promise me something, though.

[ Hehe~ It won't be something easily forgotten, either. Ahaha, yep! I'll have most of it written and will just have to edit~ ]

[axeofoath]

[He can do it! Gremio, in turn, glances at him curiously.] Yes, Young Master? As long as it is within my power...

[Ohgosh, they'll remember it for ages! Eeexcellent~]

[stargathering]

[ o-of course he can. ._. ] Stop worrying over potholes.

[ All this trauma is bad for people! :< ]

[axeofoath]

[Just keep calm~ unlike Gremio] ...A-ah...Very well--unless they're large ones!

[Which is why it doesn't happen to them too often...;_;]

[stargathering]

[ ...now I'm imagining what Gremio must have been like when he was younger. So cute. ] All of them.

[ Right! :'( It's just going to be seasonal... ]

[axeofoath]

[Hee, yes~ I wish I knew more about younger Gremio, but it's fun to imagine. :>] B-but what if they could be dangerous?

[Yeah! Seasonal torture with cute stuff in between...;;]

[stargathering]

[ Yeah. :') He's a solider that Teo took in! (It's like he takes in soldiers like stray cats...) It'd be interesting to know how he went from that to spazzy servant babysitter. ] Dangerous how?

[ ...that makes it sound so much more mean. ._. ]

[axeofoath]

[(Teo really does love taking in strays...) Really! I want to try and come up with some background for him sometime.] What if there's one that's too deep? You could get stuck! Or it could ruin the tires on the car, and y-you could end up crashing!

[S-sob...Uhh...How about they, um, have their ups and downs!! That doesn't sound so bad!]

[stargathering]

[ (And they love him...) Oh, you should! Even if it's not official, I'd love to read it! ] Stop thinking I'm going to crash all the time! There can't be any that bad on the main roads anyway.

[ Yeah! I like that phrasing more! ]

[axeofoath]

[(They do! He's their favourite!) Aw, I'll try sometime! I just don't know where to start.;;] Not on the main roads, perhaps, b-but it may be necessary to travel down less-used streets!

[Yeah! It almost sounds normal!]

[stargathering]

[ (They just come to his backdoor, begging.) Hmm, I guess you could jump around from whatever grabs your attention! ] It's not necessary to do that today.

[ Yeah! Like things everyone goes through... ]

[axeofoath]

[(And he can't turn them away!) Yeah! I'll see what I can do. :>] Young Master, don't you think you should practice on those, as well?

[Yep, nothing extreme here...]

[stargathering]

[ (Never! He's just too nice.) Yay! :D ] If I practiced on a winding, narrow road that's filled with potholes and had no sidewalk, I think you'd have a heart attack...

[ Really, we're not that type of people! ]

[axeofoath]

[(Yeah! Maybe he should've run an orphanage instead of being a general.) ♥] I'm certain I could handle it, Young Master...[probably]

[No, not at all! They have very normal lives.]

[stargathering]

[ Maybe... But being a general means solider-strays are more likely to come to him! ] I'm not. We'll stay to even roads for today.

[ Completely normal. This thread is the weirdest thing that happens with them. ]

[axeofoath]

[Oh, that's right! ...Well, he has his servants to look after them at home, anyway!] V-very well, but we'll have to do so eventually. You'll need any kind of practice we can get you!

[Absolutely. There's never anything too painful or depressing, nope.]

[stargathering]

[ Yes, that's right! His strays are his servants! ] I know. We'll take harsher roads when you're more ready for me to practice.

[ Never! How could anyone think that with a cuddly canon like Suikoden? ]

[axeofoath]

[And he loves collecting servants for his son!] I have prepared myself for it, Young Master!

[Not when anything bad ever happens to the characters!]

[stargathering]

[ I know! You saw his face when he brought Ted to Tyr. That was totally the face of a kid getting a new puppy. ] I'm not sure about that... [ and turning onto that road. ]

[ Yeah! Gosh, Suikoden I is the happiest game, rivalling My Little Pony games. ]

[axeofoath]

[Yep. Tiny Tyr gets lots of pets from his dad!] Do you think I should take more time? [Ah, little narrow street!]

[It so is! Full of rainbow colours and friendship and nothing sad!]

[stargathering]

[ Human pets! No dander! ] I think I have to take the time for you... [ Yes, and Tyr is going slowly just for Gremio. ]

[ Yeah! :D It's just about this little group going on an adventure and there are rabbits and fluff balls~ Nothing bad! ]

[axeofoath]

[And they give him lots of attention!] Well, whenever you feel we're ready, Young Master... [Which does wonders for his nerves!]

[It's cutest little non-life-threatening adventure ever~]